Sarcasm, again.

The bacon is cooking. Ben called from the store and asked me to put water on for corn on the cob. No, it's not local, but it is the kids' favorite. Liam says it is the best food in the world.

Molly eats a muffin. She looks at me and says, "Watch my muffin," and opens her mouth to show me a mouthful of muffin.

"Lovely," I reply.

"I know what you're being," she says. "Hygienic."

I laugh.

She says, "What is it? What are you being?"

"Sarcastic," I say.

"You're being SARCASTIC."