A few for the books:

"I shouldn't have had that glass of water. It was like lighting the fuse to a puke bomb." Killian

Liam, sitting confused in his bed, staring at his hands, covered in puke, "Dad, I think I threw up."

Killian, "My stomach hurts, and I'm so tired."

Mom, "Why don't you just go to bed?"

Killian, "I would, but I want to stay close to Jacob because he's leaving soon."

Reagan,"Mommy, I go docker (doctor). Tummy."

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Molly, "Is the Easter Bunny a real bunny or just a guy in a bunny suit?"

Reagan: "CHOC-O-LAWT!"